All the scary jokes Lyrics (en) Total 51
the scary jokes - I found a dead bird{VERSE 1} Today I found a dead bird outside my house The crow had flown into the window Its shadow was scattered with glass I guess it was going too fast I
the scary jokes - cast iron bed{Verse 1} The insects of summer Sing a song of sleeping And the darkness of evening Is slowly growing deeper And I like the way that you look In the cold
the scary jokes - let's break shit{Verse 1} Let's hang out behind the high school And do what the cool kids do Let's break shit {Verse 2} It's so much fun Breaking
the scary jokes - cartoonsI like making comics I like putting things in little boxes I like taking my worst fears And drawing tiny pictures of them! I paint my nails bright yellow I'm never
the scary jokes - drumroll{Verse 1} I heard the sound of shadows walking down the boulevard Heard the sound of strangers talking in the yard They were talking about you They said:
the scary jokes - Margo{Verse 1} You stepped into the river with your boots on Now you've got a catfish in your shoe When your other boot was found They said that you probably drowned
the scary jokes - Blankets{Verse 1} I've spent so much time under other people's blankets I always feel so cold under my own I love you, oh-oh, keep your hands where I can see them I love
the scary jokes - apple pie{Intro: ?} "Baby you are so far ahead, it's beautiful" {Verse 1} Oh, ain't it lovely ain't it sweet To be staring at my feet
the scary jokes - funny{verse 1} If you see me, don't look my way If you see me, please look away It'd be better to look at the dirt That's what i do When i see you
the scary jokes - 2009{Intro: ?} "Jeff is an ordinary and healthy and well-balanced young fellow He usually gets along well with people Jeff's losing control of himself What might
the scary jokes - tell me{Verse 1} Oh, can you hear the sound hear the sound of my heart? Oh, can you hear the sound hear the sound of my heart? Can you hear it break? {Verse
the scary jokes - Ghost In A Sheet{Verse 1} I'm a ghost in a sheet I'm a ghost in a sheet And nobody can see The person I used to be {Chorus} And every stranger I see
the scary jokes - Smile{Verse 1} I will smile, for you I won't die, for you I’ll shut up, for you I'll shut off, for you {Verse 2} I'm scared of what I
the scary jokes - I Saw Her On The News{Verse 1} I get home from school two hours earlier than usual I throw down my backpack and I kick off my shoes All while I flip on my tv Her face lights up the screen
the scary jokes - Blood from the Concrete{Verse 1} I'll take the rocks out of my head And you can sell them on the internet To a paving company who Will grind my brains into cement
the scary jokes - & its beautifulBring me a dream In your eyes I can see everything but you On top of the world But so far away from you Make it easier Let me in your head Wish I could see you
the scary jokes - Lonely{Verse 1} Flowers growing by the side of the highway Black hills on the horizon Stretches of road that seem to go on forever Blinking yellow traffic lights Half
the scary jokes - Hold Yourself Tight{Verse 1} Sweet desert child Sweet desert child What are you going to do? Sweet desert child Sweet desert child Where will you go when everyone else has
the scary jokes - Poison Ivy Grows{Verse 1} There's poison ivy in the garden Poison ivy in the garden Climbing up the trees Eating up the happy flowers {Verse 2} Dandelions
the scary jokes - Hello World{Verse 1} Hello world It's been so long since I last heard from you I haven't said a word to you In a long, long time Hello world You've
the scary jokes - Bad at Math{Verse 1} Physics was too confusing for me And I don't get chemistry I almost failed geometry Which is funny, cause I'm really good at art But that only
the scary jokes - I'm Too Shy{Verse 1} I'm freaking out I don't know what to talk about I'm losing my mind, so I hope you're fine With just sitting around {Verse
the scary jokes - The Ren and Stimpy Show{Intro} "Stimpy! I'm so happy! I must go do nice things!" {Verse 1} I like that you like the same cartoons that I do We have such similar
the scary jokes - I Wanna Be the Moon{intro} "fear is the emotional response to love, and these seem to be the emotions with which we start life." {verse 1} I wanna be the moon I
the scary jokes - Toynbee Tiles{Verse 1} Sweet dreams, I'll see you in the morning All we need is a few hours sleep And tomorrow, we'll keep looking for clues To the riddles spelled out in our
the scary jokes - Pleasure Cruise{Verse 1} Down by the bay, your mom and Uncle Larry Dip their toes into the ocean, trying to wash each other away They wished that they used the condom And they
the scary jokes - Pink Smoke{Verse 1} You walk through walls, set off the smoke alarm I feel your arms wrapping around me Your aura almost drowns me like a deadly perfume Pink smoke
the scary jokes - A Night at the Movies{Verse 1} I got out for a while today Thought I would go see a movie Spent ninety minutes alone in the dark Still I could feel your eyes bore into me I think
the scary jokes - A Mannequin Adrift{Verse 1} Hey, what's a good kid like you doing in a place like this? Surely you're sick of the sorry predicament you've landed yourself in? You are determinedly
the scary jokes - Catabolic Seed{Verse 1} Oh, what's a devil to do When those old delusions so tried and true Don't come through like they used to? Ugh, all my money's run out I
the scary jokes
The Scary Jokes began as the brainchild of Liz Lehman, who began to make their own music in early 2014. In 2019, three years after the release of April Fools, Liz incorporated both Juniper Esler on guitar and Ellie Bennett on bass.
The Scary Jokes consist of…
Liz Lehman (they/them) – Keyboard, Programming, Vocals
Juniper Esler (she/her) – Guitar
Ellie Bennett (they/them) – Bass
The Scary Jokes consist of…
Liz Lehman (they/them) – Keyboard, Programming, Vocals
Juniper Esler (she/her) – Guitar
Ellie Bennett (they/them) – Bass