​the scary jokes - Pleasure Cruise

{Verse 1}
Down by the bay, your mom and Uncle Larry
Dip their toes into the ocean, trying to wash each other away
They wished that they used the condom
And they dream about the streams that bleed into the Amazon

{Pre-Chorus}
If you are a Discord mod who never leaves their home
You'll get age into a meatsack and turned into dust
Swept into a pile on someone's kitchen tile
(how do those feet smell?)

{Chorus}
These hurricanes have led my heart astray
But maybe if I try my hardest, I'll finally chase the rainclouds all away

{Verse 2}
I heard on the news that they keep finding shoes
On the shores of Ecuador and no one knows what they should do
They tried to give them away but there's more every day
Light-up shoes in shades of blue and mary janes

{Pre-Chorus}
If you have to get away, don't take a pleasure cruise
Cause you might get swept away, and you'll lose your light-up shoes
They'll end up on a sale on some sketchy seller's website

{Chorus}
These hurricanes have led my heart astray
But maybe if I try my hardest, I'll finally chase the rainclouds all away

{Pre-Chorus}
In a couple years, the land will disappear under the ocean
When that day is here, I'll pack a bathing suit and tanning lotion

{Bridge}
I'll let the waves take me away
(In a couple years, the land will disappear under the ocean)
I'll let the waves take me away
(When that day is here, I'll pack a bathing suit and tanning lotion)
Away, away, away