Jake Vaadeland - Retro Man

{Verse 1}
Well, people laugh and stare as I walk by
In my long-tailed coat and my tie
So I just tell them this when they ask me why
I'm a retro man with a retro plan

{Chorus}
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to be myself, 'cause I can

{Verse 2}
I like to dress up fine and I slick my hair
All the girls like to laugh at what I wear
But I just walk on by 'cause I don't care
I'm a retro man with a retro plan

{Chorus}
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to bе myself, 'cause I can

{Instrumental Break}

{Verse 3}
I like that old-timе way, livin' off the land
I even built my home with my hands
And I'll tell you why I'm this old-time band
I'm a retro man with a retro plan

{Chorus}
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to be myself, 'cause I can

{Outro}
I like to be myself, 'cause I can