Legend57 - Ronald McDonald vs The KFC Guy. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History

{Intro}
Tristan On The Track

{Verse 1: Ronald McDonald}
Call me Ronald McDonald, my rhymes are pure dope
Put a warning on my cock: be careful, don't choke!
I'm the captain of heart disease, they're my Black Pearl
And I'm slinging pipe bombs all around the world!
When I get my ingredients, I open the lid
People pay me to put my meat in kids
There's a reason KFC is for fucking nerds
Your last name is Sanders? Stupidest shit I've ever heard

{Verse 2: Colonel Sanders}
You're a Joker rip-off, right down to the smilе
Stole your PS4 controller, it'll be hеre for a while
Shut the fuck up Ronald, you don't get a pass
You Chick-Fil-A-Hole come and bite my McAss
Smoked a pound of weed, now I got a strong buzz
No one knows what your products are made of
Wearing my white suit, cause I got a lotta class
Zander shoved his fucking fingers right up my-

{Outro: Burger King}
These patties are so fresh!