Pizza Hut vs Dominos. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History. - Legend57

{Intro: Pizza Hut Worker & Customer}
Welcome to Pizza Hut, what would you like?

Uhh, can i get a... Rap battle? *Laugh*

A rap battle? Sure!

{Verse 1: Domino's}
I'm from Domino's and i be fucking hoes
Biggest chain, I get that dough
Rhymes so hot you need to blow
Someone as salty as Pizza Hut oughta be
Putting some thought in before trying to stop me
'Cause your lack of cares gonna fuck you audibly
Pissing the shit out of food standards agency
Take out Ominoes and that is what i use for sex
You will feel this L for months: that's the Domino effect
My favorite sort of ice cream is vanilla :)
I haven't been this scared of a kid since i read Jeff the Killer

{Verse 2: Pizza Hut}
Pizza, Hut always number one, boy
Bеat this fuck, thought your run was done, Noid
Better not rush into battlе me
Sue you for all that you've got
Dick with a 30 min guarantee
Screwed tryIng to outrap the Hut
Domino's, you got no sauce
You ain't getting no, no drawels
I butcher men, women and children like cows
Put more meat on swords than Fogo de Chão

{Verse 3: Papa John}
You forgot the John and you know it's a mistake
'Cause I'm sweating in this battle like it's Reckoning day

{Verse 4: Little Caesars}
I make the beat drop like old people with COVID-19
When it comes to hot and ready rhymes, I hunger
I'm murdering this rap battle like unsatisfied customers
I'll kick Papa John's butt all the way to Venus
All of you can go eat a Pizza! Pizza! Penis

{Outro: Biggie Fries & Winston Churchill}
Look like small fry here, got elected the fall guy
Time for tall guy to drop bombs Apple's appaled by

I'm the Rhyme Minister, fresh in a hat and dinner jacket
You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet