Personal Trainer - The Loozer

"Tell me Rocco, where do feelings begin?", he said
In a drunken drawl
He said, "I'm lost in the fog
Going to sleep, waking up messed up
Feeling like a deserted town
I forget, I forget, I forget, I forgot, I forgot
What I was talking about
One more whiskey on the rocks, no ice
And I'll be out that door
So please don't watch me that way"

'Cause your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty
Yeah, your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty

He wandered east to his ex from ages ago
And started ringing that doorbell ring
Until a wise guy pizza delivery man walked up and said
"That's not a doorbell that's a plastic sticking out of a building"
But he could hear that bell ringing
Yeah, your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty

You woke up in her bed now
Third time's the charm
There was music playing
That was no longer cool
But in a brief renaissance
With the cynical kids from art schools
He was never popular
Then again, he was no nerd
He operated right in the middle
Then he changed now he's shitty
Yeah, your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty
This is as real as it gets, as real as it gets
This is as real as they come in the store
Camo blue
This is as real as they come

With a pack of fresh Luckies
He went outside and sat down, for relaxational, recreational purposes
And there was a hobo lying next to him on a bench, flat face
"Rough night?" (No response)
"Me too" (No response)
"Flat tire" (No response)
"Nothing new" (No response)
"Will we get by" (No response)
"City living" (No response)
"Suicidal? Don't worry about that" (No response)

'Cause your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty
Yeah, your pity
Doesn't change that I'm shitty
And I don't want your pity
And I don't need your pity
I don't even have the money
I'll walk back home