Amanda Tori Meating - Blue Hair

{verse 1}
Hey, girl!
So the other day, you know, i was in my apartment building and i got in the elevator, right?
And just as the doors were closing i hear
"wait, hold the elevator!"
It wasn't cher, but it was this really hot guy that lives in my building
He stuck his strong, muscular arm through the doorway
And then
His big bicycle wheel rolls in!
He looked at me, he smiled, he asked me how i was doing
Like what? nobody asks me that because i'm famous!
Does this beautiful, sweaty man not know who i am?
*gasp*

{chorus}
Is it bad to sleep with your neighbour
If they live on a different floor?
(?...) in the elevator
I can tell that he's wantin' more
And i think about it too
What are we gonna do? (uh!)
He's hot and friendly and his hair's fuckin' blue! (he/they)
(?...) i really wanna suck him
Let's go up and i'll get off with you!

{post-chorus}
(blue hair, blue hair) wanna get fucked by guy with...
(blue hair, blue hair) see myself pullin' on his...
(blue hair, blue hair) know i could have a real good time with...
(blue hair, blue hair) change your life, get a guy with blue hair!

{verse 2}
I mean, the pros and cons list in this situation is quite long, really
If i see him at the mailbox after a bad hookup
I'm gonna feel so weird pulling out my monthly copy of bottoms digest
I mean, that's a really weird vibe to have in the hallway everyday, right?
But if it's good...
Well, that would be crazy too
I mean, blue hair dick on tap. just two floors up!
Imagine!
I could go get fucked right before making my morning coffee
And come downstairs with his cream!
Mmm, delicious!
So anyway, the elevator door opens and he leads me inside his apartment
I take a look around the room...
I notice the decor...

{interlude}
Plants! earth tones! incense! weed!
This boy is coming out of my wet dream!
But still... i gotta ask you...

{chorus}
Is it bad to sleep with your neighbour
If they live on a different floor?
(?...) in the elevator
I can tell that he's wantin' more
And i think about it too
What are we gonna do? (uh!)
He's hot and friendly and his hair's fuckin' blue! (he/they)
(?...) i really wanna suck him
Let's go up and i'll get off with you!

{post-chorus}
(blue hair, blue hair) gettin' fucked by guy with...
(blue hair, blue hair) he loves it when i pull on his...
(blue hair, blue hair) havin' a real good time with...
(blue hair, blue hair) change his life, this boy with blue hair!

{verse 3}
God, he's got a mustache i just wanna ride
The way he treks around brooklyn on that bicycle!
Ugh, and his big old hairy arms
Covered in tattoos
Got me rolling around his bed
The alarm goes off
Hit snooze!

{bridge}
Plants! earth tones! incense! weed!
Plants! earth tones! incense! weed!
(b-b-b-b-blue hair, blue hair) plants! earth tones! incense! weed!
(blue hair, blue hair) weed! weed! weed! weed!
(b-b-b-b-blue hair, blue hair) vinyls, crystals, paintings, vegetable garden!
(blue hair) vegetable garden! (ve-ve-ve-ve-ve) vegetable garden!
(blue hair, blue hair) fresh pressed organic beans roasted in the city
(blue hair, blue hair) is that a litter box in the corner?
*gasp* maybe he's seen my kitty!