Randy Rainbow - Gurl, You're a Karen

{RANDY}
Oh no. Whatever, I'll call you back. Welcome back. We are now joined by the most hated woman in Washington, the reason why it's a bad idea to drink battery acid: Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie, thank you so much for being with us during this difficult time. I understand they just suspended your OnlyFans account

{MAJORIE}
Well, yes sir, I think it's very concerning. As a matter of fact I think it's terrifying I see it as a- an attack really

{RANDY}
Yeah, who gives a shit? You've had a busy few weeks speaking at white nationalist conventions, heckling the president's State of the Union. Tell us how do you balancе your day job as a bigoted, fame-hungry conspiracy theorist with your pеrsonal bigoted, hypocritical seditionist and overall threat to civilization and a mom?

{MAJORIE}
It's basically impossible because when you become a public figure, as you know I'm sure you lose a lot of rights

{RANDY}
Tell me about it. I slapped a barista at Starbucks the other day because he gave me oat milk when I asked for almond, and then they wouldn't even give me my rewards points at the order

{MAJORIE}
Well, we have to stand up against the lies and thank you for pointing that out. It is, i-it's been unbelievable to me

{RANDY, sung}
The CDC has just announced that it's
Tracking a viral trend of wacky twits
And there's a new strain of mutations at large
Some go by "Lauren" and others by "Marge"
They somehow spread to Washington D.C
All through the GOP

{NEW COMMENTATOR}
I don't know who's running the federal government these days, uh, Joe Biden or Prince John

{RANDY}
What's with this dame?
She thinks democracy's a game
And she's the same
So we refer to them both by one name (What?)
Gurl, you're a Karen (Gurl, you're a Karen)
You're an obnoxious, intolerant pain (Ooh)
(Pain?)
Hun, you're a Karen (You're such a Karen)
And you appear to be missing a brain (Ooh)
(You're fucking stupid)
You lie and call scientist Nazis (Ooh, they're all Nazis)
While actual Nazis you bless (Ooh, yeah)
'Cause you're a Karen
And you're such a mess

Here she is folks: the leader of the hack
Who's she backing up now, Genghis Khan?
She's the nutjob who's pro-January 6th and anti-vax
Gets all her information from Fox News and Qanon

{MAJORIE}
Oh, wow, gosh, that's quite a list, well...

{RANDY}
Eh, shut up. Get a clue. Go to hell

Gurl, you're a Karen
(You're such a moron)
And you get off on the fits that you pitch (Ooh)
(She loves it)
'Cause you're a Karen
(A fucking moron)
You're just a racist-ass basic white-oh, don't make me say it-bitch
You act all entitled and macho (Macho)
You advocate hate and condemn gazpacho
(Karen)
(Gazpacho, please)
And though you claim you're "America first"
(You're first)
You're stuck in an anti-American stupor
You're privilege is white than Anderson Cooper
(Hey, daddy)
'Cause you're a Karen
And you're the worst

{NEW COMMENTATOR}
Prince John, er, from, er

{RANDY}
Oh, in politics you don't belong, sis (Belong, sis)
Yet somehow your dumb ass wound up in Congress
(Karen, woah-oh-oh)
You just complain and harass and suppress
('Cause you're a Karen, Karen, Karen
Karen, Karen, Qaren
Karen, Karen, Karen)
And gurl, you're a mess