Kyle Stibbs - Traffic in the Afterlife
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{verse 1}
Standing by the side of the bed that grandpa's in
But don't look like him
A priest walked into the room to share some final words
Grandpa said "i don't need prayers from you
I've just got a question
Now tell me the truth
And don't laugh or crack a smile if the question sounds absurd"
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"
{verse 2}
Silence had fallen over the room
And the priest held back a little grin or two
He wanted to stick to the script of the prayers that he had planned
Grandpa always had a kind old soul
But he knew what he wanted to say and be told
Nobody ever made the claim that he wasn't a stubborn man
He said
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"
{bridge}
He said
"father, father, i don't wanna be a bother, bother
Father, father, but i gotta know
Father, father, i don't wanna be a bother, bother
Father, father, but i gotta know"
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
I don't really wanna ask advice
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"
{verse 1}
Standing by the side of the bed that grandpa's in
But don't look like him
A priest walked into the room to share some final words
Grandpa said "i don't need prayers from you
I've just got a question
Now tell me the truth
And don't laugh or crack a smile if the question sounds absurd"
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"
{verse 2}
Silence had fallen over the room
And the priest held back a little grin or two
He wanted to stick to the script of the prayers that he had planned
Grandpa always had a kind old soul
But he knew what he wanted to say and be told
Nobody ever made the claim that he wasn't a stubborn man
He said
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"
{bridge}
He said
"father, father, i don't wanna be a bother, bother
Father, father, but i gotta know
Father, father, i don't wanna be a bother, bother
Father, father, but i gotta know"
{chorus}
"is there traffic in the afterlife?
'cause i lost my wife just a few years back
And i don't think i have the patience to keep waiting when i'm there
Are there police in the afterlife?
'cause i just might speed to get by her side
Handcuffs in heaven don't sound fair
I don't really wanna ask you twice
I don't really wanna ask advice
I don't really wanna ask you twice
Is there traffic in the afterlife?"