Wheatus - Christmas Dirtbag

{Verse 1}
First night of Noel
Asleep with the fire burning
Jingling bells
And sugarplum fairies turning
But I don't see
Any presents for me
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

{Chorus}
'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

{Verse 2}
Yeah, Liz got a doll
The one she was asking for
And Pete got it all
A baseball bat and a ball
Did anyone see
Any presents for me?
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

{Chorus}
'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

{Bridge}
Oh yeah, Santa
He don't know who his list is missing
Oh yeah, Santa
You don't know who you're list is missing

{Verse 3}
Maybe I'm too old
Bеlieving in Santa's creepy
Lo and behold
I see coming down the chimnеy
A bright red suit
And reindeer to boot
Could Santa Claus know who I am?
Could Santa Claus really care about...
"I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB
Aftershow party at CBGB's
I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB
Like you, ho ho ho ho-ho

{Outro}
Oh yeah, Santa
We're going to see AC/DC
Oh yeah, Santa
I'm going to see AC/DC..

Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!