Shoshana Bean, Andrew Rannells, James Monroe Iglehart & Christopher Len - Let’s Put The Christ Back In Christmas

{BARISTA, spoken}
Here's your Peppermint Latte

{QUEEN MAEVE, spoken}
Why, thank you

{BARISTA, spoken}
Happy Holidays!

{QUEEN MAEVE, spoken}
Excuse me?
Don't you mean "Merry Christmas"?

{BARISTA, spoken}
We say "Happy Holidays" because the holidays should be for everyone!

{QUEEN MAEVE, spoken}
But Christmas is for everyone!
It's the most magical day of the year!
(sung)
Now you can't say "Merry Christmas"
Just "Happy Holidays"
Or maybe just "Season's greetings" in a million different neutered ways
They've forgotten it's his birthday
And how they came from near and far
They canceled all the shepherds, the wisemen and the star

{HOMELANDER}
For the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit
It's the birth of Christ, he needs to hear it!

{HOMELANDER & QUEEN MAEVE}
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Raise our voices loud
Put the Christ back in Christmas
Let's make Jesus proud!
'Cause Christmas is for everyone
As long as you believe in God's true son
Shout it out for all to hear
Put the Christ back in Christmas this year

{JESUS}
Heed these words, my people
For I was born this day
You can't let them forget me
For a fat man and his sleigh

{HOMELANDER}
Gotta listen to God's only son

{QUEEN MAEVE}
The war on Christmas has begun

{JESUS}
Whatever the hell the woke mob brings
Hark my herald angels sing!

{HOMELANDER & QUEEN MAEVE}
Hark his herald angels sing!

{HOMELANDER, QUEEN MAEVE & JESUS, QUEEN MAEVE}
Let's put the Christ back in Christmas
Raise our voices loud (Raise our voices loud!)
Put the Christ back in Christmas
Let's make Jesus proud! (Let's make Jesus proud!)
Every Muslim, Hebrew, Sikh or Jew
You can celebrate Christmas too

{HOMELANDER}
So say his name you know so well

{JESUS}
That way you won't burn in Hell

{HOMELANDER & QUEEN MAEVE}
Put the Christ back in Christmas
Put the Christ back in Christmas
Put the Christ back in Christmas this year

{HOMELANDER}
Amen, Jesus!