Negative Øhio - It's a Shame a Family Can Be Torn Apart by Something As Simple As a Pac

{Verse 1}
In these darkened woods, with evil lurking deep
You will bear witness to the greatest tragedy
As you find yourself in this forsaken place
There’s no hope to surrender, there’s no hope to escape

You can try to run and hide
But the dogs will find you anyway

{Breakdown 1}
OoooooOOOoooo, give us pets! OwO
We just want to play with you! ^u^
Give us lots of attention! >w<
It’ll make you happy, too! :)

{Sax Solo 1}

{Buildup 1}
GGGGWRRRRRRRRR
OooooOOOOOOoooo! :)

{Interlude 1}
So sorry if we scared you! >w<
We’re not used to company! uwu
But it’s nice of you to stop by! ^o^
You really made our day! :)

{Verse 2}
As you can plainly see, the dogs are fond of you
They follow you around these darkened woods and outside, too
You walk out of the forest, the whole pack by your side
You want to take them with you, but it’s time to say goodbye!

{Buildup 2}
Noooooooo! :(
GGGGWWWWRRRRR
OooooOOOOOOoooo! :(

{Interlude 2}
You can’t raise a pack of wild dogs
When you live in the city
There’s no room in your apartment
And you know they’d be happier outside
Happier outside!

{Sax Solo 2}

{Outro}
The greatest tragedy of all
Is meeting a pack of adorable dogs
And realizing you can’t take them home with you