The Gregory Brothers - Malarkey Royale

My fellow Americans
We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town (Wait, what?)
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him, now we’re heading southbound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets
Give me a break, that's malarkey!

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really want to chug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
Pro Fortnite gamеrs

Number one victory royale
Yеah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down
"What do you mean by Tomato Town, sir?"
Number one victory royale
"What's that code for?
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down

White supremacy, that's malarkey!
COVID-19, that's malarkey!
A climate in crisis, that's malarkey!
Democracy, victory royale
Violence, that's malarkey!
Racism, that's malarkey!
Neanderthal thinking, that's malarkey!
Medicare for all, that's a bunch of malarkey!
That's a bunch of malarkey!

"Sir, what is Tomato Town a euphemism for?"
"Sir, not Tomato Town!"
"Stop the droning, sir!"