Negative Øhio - The BMI Bandit vs. The Yoga Warrior for Omnivore of the Year

{Interlude 1}
Exercising is for losers
For losers
Exercising is for losers
For losers
Don't exercise

{Interlude 2}
The mind is more important than the body
The body is finite
The mind is infinite
Ugh!

{Interlude 3}
There are many other things you can do other than exercising
You can read a book
Watch a film
Play a game
Could spend some time with your friends
Or do something that will matter in the end

{Outro}
Yah!
You can’t bench-press your way into happiness!