Michaela Laws - Yandere Rap Battles! Yan-Chan VS. Yan-Kun!

Info-Chan: Epic Rap Battles Of Akademi!
Yan-Chan vs Yan-Kun!
Begin!

Yan-chan:
Trying to steal my Senpai?
Who do you think you're dealing with?
If you try and take him, just know
I have knife at home with your name on it
I'm hero of this story
You're fanboy wannabe
But if you really want a fight
Then please TRY and beat me
There are many things that
I can do that would never dare
I doubt you'd the courage to take
And claim Senpai's underwear
Or tie rival to a chair and make her wish
She was never born
So drop the act and leave
I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn

Yan-Kun: It's funny how the world
Is so enamored with your position
That only a girl can fill your part
For a story's true fruition
But, you see
Let me tell you about Rule 63:
"All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart."
Like ME
I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with
So you better run and hide
I'll laugh my ass off as
I slice your throat open and watch you die
It's not like Senpai will miss you since
He'll just end up loving me
So I'll give you one verse
To back away and beg me for mercy

Yan-Chan: You think that you're scary?
Let me show you something FRIGHTENING!
You can't exist in a world filled
With Social Justice Lightning
"A MEN CAN'T BE YANDERE!
HE'S A STALKER! TAKE HIM OUT!"
My sex gives me a pass
You're what they cry wolf about

Yan-Kun: You think politics will stop me?
Just take a look around!
People GRAVE my existence
How does being wrong sound?
It doesn't matter what we are
So your little verse just went to waste
So leave Senpai to me
You sad, pathetic waste of space

Yan-Chan: You're funny for a dead man

Yan-Kun: And now you're wasting my time
I have to make sure Senpai's safe--

Yan-Chan: I told you, Asshole
HE'S MINE!
You won't take him from me
I'll kill you before
You even get the chance

Yan-Kun: You really think so?

Yan-Chan: I know so

Yan-Kun: Alright, Let's Dance!