Arthur the T.V. Show - Arthur vs. the Piano

It's me against the piano
Why do I have to practice?
I'd rather play the radio
I'd rather sit on cactus!

It's me versus the piano
I hope it doesn't trouble you
I'd rather go play baseball
I'd rather play with D.W

Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over
Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over

{Groans}

{to the tune of "Chopsticks"}
Chopsticks, they call this tune
I'd rather use a spoon
I'd like to boil it in grease
This piece!

Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over
Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over

{Grunts}

{to the tune of "The Happy Farmer"}
The Happy Farmer is happy
'Cause he knows
He's growing beets and greens and squash
And not some pianos!

{to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from "The Sound of Music"}
Do is dough
It's uncooked bread
Re like in ray gun
That turns you to a nerd
Mi as in mean
And meaningless too
Fa, what is fa?
It isn't even a word!
So, as in, "So what?"
La, like in "Blah!"
It's a big fat yawn!
Ti, is like tea
Which is old boiled leaves!
And Do
More dough!

It goes on and on
And on and on
And on and on
And on and on and on
And on and on and on
And on and ON!

{Sighs}

I don't like the piano
I'm sorry Mr. Bach!
I should be reading music
Not just staring at the clock

Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over
Practicing is just the same thing
Over and over and over and over