The Singing Kettle - Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus

{Verse 1}
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Push, push)
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Push, push)
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny, 'cos she's you mammy's mammy
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Push, push)

{Verse 2}
Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school (Hello granny)
Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school (Hello granny)
Oh, we'll all go round to see her, we'll all go round to see her
We'll all go round to see her after school (Hello granny, push, push)

{Verse 3}
Oh, she'll gie us mince an' tatties when we go (Yum, yum)
Oh, she'll gie us mince an' tatties when we go (Yum, yum)
Oh, she'll gie us mince an' tatties, she'll gie us mince an' tatties
She'll gie us mince an' tatties when we go
(Yum, yum, hello granny, push, push)

{Verse 4}
Oh, ye cannae eat yer porridge wi' a fork (Slurp, slurp)
Oh, ye cannae eat yer porridge wi' a fork (Slurp, slurp)
Oh, ye cannae eat yer porridge, ye cannae eat yer porridge
Ye cannae eat yer porridge wi' a fork
(Slurp, slurp, yum, yum, hello granny, push, push)

{Verse 5}
Oh, my granny wears an offie woolly vest (Scratch, scratch)
Oh, my granny wears an offie woolly vest (Scratch, scratch)
Oh, my granny wears a vest, my granny wears a vest
My granny wears an offie woolly vest
(Scratch, scratch, slurp, slurp, yum, yum, hello granny, push, push)

{Verse 6}
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Aye, ye can)
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Aye, ye can)
Oh, ye cannae shove yer granny, 'cos she's you mammy's mammy
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus (Aye, ye can)

{Verse 7}
Singin', aye aye yippee yippee aye
Singin', aye aye yippee yippee aye (Yippee aye)