All Trevor Moore Lyrics (en) Total 27
Trevor Moore - My Mom's a BitchMy mom's a bitch My mom's a bitch She thinks she knows everything But she don't know shit I wanna go live with my dad I wanna go live with my dad And
Trevor Moore - My Computer Just Became Self Aware{INTRO: Trevor Moore, Computer, Genius Bar worker} Monday night and it's gonna be the best one yet Drink some drinks, drug some drugs, surf the Internet Message boards,
Trevor Moore - There's A Meteor ComingThere's a lot of arguing today No one listens what the others say Was Jesus or Mohammad right? No one can agree so everyone just fights Is this joke offensive, is it
Trevor Moore - Life Isn't FairNikola came from Croatia in 1884 Got a job from Edison when he reached the US shore He invented the radio, lasers, motors, and X-rays And the electric current that powers out world
Trevor Moore - What Was Wrong With SwipingWe don't have a lot of time in this place A couple rotations as we're spinning through space Life is short, that's the blessing and curse When you're gone did you leave
Trevor Moore - The Story of Our Times{Intro} From Gilgamesh to Beowulf To the Odyssey Every time has a story to tell And pass down through history Ishmael went out searching for whales And
Trevor Moore - What About MouthwashMe and Jesse's cousin Went to the Chevron after work To grab a couple sixers And some beefy jerk The man behind the counter Said he’d like to see ID I handed him one
Trevor Moore - Bought a MonkeyBought a monkey Bought a monkey, bought a monkey Bought a monkey Bought a monkey, bought a monkey Bought a monkey Bought a monkey, bought a monkey You see me coming,
Trevor Moore - The Ballad of Billy JohnBilly John was a simple man Worked in the fields most his life Provided for his wife and kids And left his dreams on the side One day when the kids left home Well he
Trevor Moore - Geniuses{Verse 1} Benjamin Franklin went out into the storm and bravely let his kite go up in the air He risked his life on an idea that night and thanks to him we now have light
Trevor Moore - Connie WatsonConnie Watson Is my mom's best friend She's sixty-two And loves Land's End Her hair is short And always looks wet She works reception For the
Trevor Moore - High In Church(Chorus) I'm high in church I'm high in church Oh Lord forgive me This is the worst I'm high in church I'm high in church Oh God please help
Trevor Moore - I'm Not Good At This Adult Shit{Chorus} Holla at ya boy I'm at the 7-11 parking lot Patron and La Croix Well into my 30s and still permanently lit {HOOK} Yeah, I'm
Trevor Moore - Kitster's SongGrew up in a desert town - not a lot to do Didn't have anything except you had me and I had you We might have been slaves, but together we felt like kings I didn't fully
Trevor Moore - My PSAAll across this US of A People are dying every day It don't have to be this way But I guess someone has gotta say Don't try to hang yourself while you jerk off
Trevor Moore - GaryI got a call from you Somewhere north of 2AM Wanted to see what I'm up to They just let you out of jail again And you found yourself a program That's helping you see
Trevor Moore - God Hates the TipsGod hates the tips of little baby's dicks God hates the tips of little baby's dicks So if your kid's a male Even though he'll scream and yell You gotta cut it off
Trevor Moore - Help Me(Verse 1: Pop Kid) I may be a little kid But I have been around Can hear the girls all scream Soon as our wheels touch down Junkets in Tokyo Fashion shoots in Milan
Trevor Moore - What About Mouthwash?Me and Jesse's cousin Went to the Chevron after work To grab a couple sixers And some beefy jerk The man behind the counter Said he'd like to see ID I handed him
Trevor Moore - Founding Fathers RapThe name is George Washington, but it's The General to you Or you could call me President One, not three or two And you probably heard a lot of silly stories 'bout me But let
Trevor Moore - Drunk Texts To Myself(feat. Reggie Watts) "Dude that's a great idea. You should totally remember that. Send that, you should totally send that to yourself Right now." Drunk texts to myself,
Trevor Moore - Kitty History{Intro} In a universe that's infinite like many theorize ours is; There are parallel worlds where every possibility lives So a planet's somewhere out there, their
Trevor Moore - BulliesI saw a story 'bout a girl, not even twenty yet She was bullied by some trolls just for being different And as I read I wondered how much further we'd be along If all
Trevor Moore - Maybe It's BecauseI don't got much money, all I care about is my honey But you don't seem to understand a word that I say Sitting in your kitchen, watching you scream at me and just wishin'
Trevor Moore - Tom Hanks Is an AssholeIn 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally handicapped for six straight weeks He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards Then after he won an Oscar he called the
Trevor Moore - The Pope RapMake money, make make money Make money, make make money Make money, make make money I'm the motherfuckin' Pope and I make I make money! {Verse 1} I
Trevor Moore - Time For Guillotines{Verse 1} Well it's no secret that country's in some trouble here The left is mad, the right's enraged, and the middle's disappeared The fat cats expect us to
Trevor Moore
Trevor Walton Moore (born April 3, 1980; died August 6, 2021) was an American actor, comedian, writer, director, producer, and musician. He is known as the founding member of the New York City-based comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U' Know, who had their own sketch comedy series on IFC which ran for five seasons.