All Mojo Nixon Lyrics (en) Total 53
Mojo Nixon - Ufo's, Big Rigs, & BbqHowdy, I'm gonnna tell yall a story you ain't gonna believe It's about uh- UFO's, big rigs and barbecue Well, squishin' armadillos out of interstate 10
Mojo Nixon - B.B.Q. U.S.A.Barbecue Walter's Barbecue, Henry's Barbecue Ellis' Louisiana Soul Food and Maurice's Snackin' shack Barbecue Wilbur's, Lou Berta's
Mojo Nixon - Took Out the Trash and Never Came BackWanna be set free Get this world away from me Gotta go down the line Vengeance will be mine Trap door A bunch of lies Got me tree But I got a surprise
Mojo Nixon - Perry Mason of LoveOh, yeah, oh You know, some people ask me what kind of lover i am They say, "mojo, are you the gilligan of love?" i say, "no" They say, "mojo, are you the
Mojo Nixon - You Can Dress 'Em UpWell they won't comb their hair, it won't make a dent Buy 'em new clothes, it might make 'em dead You take 'em to church all they do is squirm Well, you take
Mojo Nixon - Star Spangled MojoOh say can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the
Mojo Nixon - Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White HouseHit me, Funky Dick! Put a sex machine in the white, White house Put a sex machine in the white, White House Push the love button Not the nuclear button Push the
Mojo Nixon - Rabies Baby{Intro} Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to tell you story tonight It's a story right inside my heart and I'm just gonna have to testify!
Mojo Nixon - Shane's DentistShane’s dentist don’t work too hard, always at the pub Shane says he ain’t coming back ‘til they’re down to a nub Shane’s dentist don’t work too hard, always at the pub Shane says he
Mojo Nixon - Ain't High Falutin'{verse 1} I ain't got no tuxedo I don't know what fork to hold She asked me to a dance Where they wear fancy pants Don't like me the way i am Go
Mojo Nixon - I Wanna Race Bigfoot TrucksHo! {Verse 1} Ever since I was a little bitty boy A race car had to be my toy Got a club card at the age of eleven Now I'm in racing heaven
Mojo Nixon - The Ballad of Wendell ScottWell, I heard Wendell late last night Screaming down the mountain Goes around and around it tight Must have been a-carrying a load Well the sheriff and G-men waiting for
Mojo Nixon - In a Gadda Da VidaIn a gadda da vida, honey Don't you know that I love you? In a gadda da vida, baby Don't you know that I'll always be true? Oh, won't you come with me
Mojo Nixon - Twilight's Last GleamingWell, in the twilight's last gleaming, out past the interstate That's where you'll find me, hope you're not too late Well, in the twilight's last gleaming, down by the
Mojo Nixon - Gonna Eat Them WordsWoman said I was no good Never have no cash Get a thousand silver dollars Ram 'em up her ass Gonna go on David Letterman Tell the entire nation 'Bout a frozen
Mojo Nixon - Ain't Got No BossAh Hey, hey, hey How, how, how I ain't got no job, i ain’t got no boss I ain't got no car, i don't gather no moss I ain’t got no fear, gettin' outta
Mojo Nixon - Gonna Put My Face on a Nuclear BombAlright now, a friend of mine named Jay is going to be landing jets on aircraft carriers in the navy there And he's going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs And he's going to
Mojo Nixon - Where the Hell's My Money?Yeah, me and skid roper pull into town Yeah, we pull into town, we gonna be layin' 'em down Yeah, man, we go to the local record store And they got our record out, sittin'
Mojo Nixon - Feeling ExistentialYour goatee is growin' In front of your fake French café You're readin' Kirkegaard Underneath your very black beret Smokin' filterless Camels That stink just
Mojo Nixon - I Hate BanksWell, i hate banks, i just can't stand 'em Gimme a shovel and, man, i'll plant 'em Six feet under, that's where they belong "i hate banks" is the name of
Mojo Nixon - The Amazing Bigfoot DietI married a Bigfoot I gave birth to my mother Donor wants his kidney back Golf cart on a rampage Couple of fleas talking beer Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for
Mojo Nixon - Take A Look In My EyesTake a look in my eyes Take a look in my eyes Take a look in my eyes Take a look in my eyes (Take a look in my eyes) Can you see the hate? (Take a look in my eyes) Can
Mojo Nixon - My T.V. Is Watchin' MeOh, baby here we go My T.V. is watchin' me My T.V. is watchin' me L. Ron Hubbard is messin' with me The bats are flying Baby can't you see? The CBS
Mojo Nixon - Don't Ask Me Why I DrinkDon't ask me why i drink Don’t ask me why i drink Don't ask me why i drink The reason's worse than you think Don’t ask me why i drink Don't ask me why i
Mojo Nixon - The PleasurelegienceBrothers and sisters Friends of the revolution Let me tell ya somethin' In the beginning, there was pleasure And it was good And four bars and seven drinks ago
Mojo Nixon - My Free Will Just Ain't Willin'The land of the free and home of the brave Trying to put me in a too early grave I ain't gonna fight in your stinkin' war So go ahead and tear down my door You
Mojo Nixon - Buck Up & Stop Your Whinin'Buck up and stop your whinin' You evil punk face Buck up and stop your whinin' You pitiful disgrace Some people got problems But, baby, you ain't one of
Mojo Nixon - Mr. Correct{Verse 1} Lifestyle stormtroopers Want us all think alike But you're stompin' on liberty With all your idiot might Won't drink a Coors bullet But
Mojo Nixon - Not As Much As FootballI love you more than bigfoot trucks I love you more than shootin' ducks I love you more than the pool hall But not as much as football I love you more than Richard
Mojo Nixon - Legalize ItEverybodys worryin bout the drugs today Tellin our kids just what to say Great big problem all through the land Gotta find ourselves a brand new plan Put em in jail just dont
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