Red Elvises - Stupid Drinking Song

Zooga-wooga!
I used to have a house
And fat-ass ugly wife
I used to have amazing job
And work from nine to five
When I fell off the wagon
I landed at the bar
It's been a long, long time
I can't get up so far
And you may say i'm crazy
WITNESSES. Crazy!
And you may say i'm dumb
WITNESSES. Dumb!
To waste my life away hey-hey
On whiskey beer and rum
I drink this glass to heroes
Who always have a ball
They're always here drunk with me
They never fail to fall
Zooga-wooga!
I wonder what has happened to
Mi casa on the hill
My fat-ass ugly wife
And to her boyfriend, Bill
I found myself in drinking
I'm great in being stoned
The only song I'm singing now
This stupid drinking song
Nananananananananana