Curly Q - Curly Q's Barber Shop

Uh, it's a Curly Corps production

Verse 1 (Curly Q):

Hello everybody, my name's Curly
I don't know about you but I like beef stew
When I walk out my house I see lights and cameras
They actin' like my album came out last September
I be walkin' to the barber shop
Gettin' a haircut
(???)
Then I see the paparazzi and I had a clue;
Haha! I'm so famous!
I see a hot girl, and dang, she sweaty
She be jogging on the road, that means she heavy
Big girl joggin' down the street
Hey girl! Come and buy my beats

Verse 2 (Lil' J)

Well the party's going down and my hair is lookin' nice
I just got to eat a big bucket of rice
My hair is lookin' sick
But I don't get to pick
(???) but she's a hot chick
And now, I'm just gonna eat some french fries
And after that, I'm gonna like high in the sky
Then I see an airplane with someone drinking from a bottle
I start to eat your contract(?)
Lookin' like McDonald's
(Oh!)
I got a new hairstlye
And got (?) in my hair
And now I look like garbage, and that is unfair
And when I got home my dog is like, "bark"
And then I (???)
(Oh!)
(Ah!)
I got twenty bucks in my pocket
When I walk down the street, chicks follow me
And I'm like, "Wow ladies!"
Now I'm waitin' 'til the party starts
Instead of staying home and smelling my dog's fart
Dang, he has diarrhea
(Oh!)