Dirty Sanchez (Band) - Youth and Beauty

{intro}

{verse 1}
Youth and beauty is so overrated
News flash, honey
You are hated
So let's raise our glasses and make a toast
I hate a lot of people
But i hate you the most

{chorus}
I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
I'm not just old, i am old school
Gay is finally so uncool

I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer
It's got to mean the end is near

{verse 2}
I hatе youth and beauty
So go get a faux-hawk, and shake your booty
Act likе a robot
Act like a hetero
It's all been done
Everything's retro

{chorus}
I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
I'm not just old, i am old school
Gay is finally so uncool

I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer
It's got to mean the end is near

{verse 3}
Let's get one thing perfectly straight
You're the kind of idiot that i hate
You whine and pout
And you love no doubt
I'll give you something to cry about

Youth and beauty is just plain boring
Drinking and smoking
Humping and whoring
I've got a secret that i want you to keep
Youth and beauty just put me to sleep

{chorus}
I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
I'm not just old, i am old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that i survived
I can't believe i'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer
It's got to mean the end is near

{bridge}
Starburst, kit-kat, good & plenty
Some great sweet stuff under 20

(?), kinda nerdy
Someone's smart stuff under 30

Onion shorts, izod sporty
Someone hot stuff under 40

But bald and fat's what i find nifty
So give me old stuff over 50

We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
We hate youth and beauty!
(gonna kill you. if you're young and beautiful, you're dead.)