Dvdmovies123 - Master of Ceremonies / In the Balls?

{Intro}
...my balls?

We'll meet again
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day...

{Spoken}
Good evening! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Earl's Court. My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening. The band is backstage and will be ready to go in just a few minutes. Before the show begins, the house management would just like to request a few things: First, pleasе no "my balls". Also, please no "stone". And any unauthorizеd audio or video equipment found being used may be confiscated, so, please save yourself a lot of hassle. Well, I think the band is about ready to go now... No, no, not quite yet... One thing I would like to point out: upon conclusion of the show--

{Verse 1}
Been a long time
Since you've seen
Pink Floyd's "The Wa--
{gunshot}

{Verse 2}
So ya thought ya might like to go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshit?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold balls
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise

{Bridge}
Lights!
Roll the sound effects!
Action!
Drop it, drop it on 'em
Drop it on them!
(absolute chaos)

{In Old Scot Spoken}
And then cried 'Mary!' and I tucked up
Wi' a Claymore out and about
And I run down, down the mechyn sty
And beckoned the fiery whore
That was fallin' around the feet
"Never", I cried. "Never shall ye get me alive
Ya rotten hound of the Burnie Brae"
Well, I snapped for a blade and a Claymore cut and thrust
And I fell down before him 'round his...

{Outro}
(baby crying)