Mums Favourite - Vodka, Neat

You can't ask for tequila in a whiskey bar
Just wait for the dealer to deal the cards
You're standing too far
Away from the bar
They struggle to hear
You give them a laugh
They roll their eyes
I think you forget what you're like
Darling
I wish you were sweet
But you have crooked teeth
And you know everything
Darling
What did you mean?
When you said vodka clean
I think it's supposed to be neat
You're the tequila that I drank too fast
Darling
I wish you were sweet
But you have crooked teeth
And you know everything
Darling
What did you mean?
When you said vodka clean?
I think it's supposed to be neat