Various Artists - Stille Nacht/Christmas In The Cookhouse

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hochheilige Paar
Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Nice, wasn't it? Very nice, matey!

Hallo, Tommy! Hallo Tommy!

He heard you

Hello? How are you? I’m very well, thank you. Good night. Happy Christmas!

Well, there's another day gone
Hey, it's Christmas
Not today
Tomorrow, you great goonie
I forgot it was Christmas

Tommy! Tommy!

He doesn’t give up, does he? What's the matter?

It is for you to sing us a good song for Christmas, ja?
Ja!
Who's going to sing, then?
Give 'em one of your ones, Garbett
Aye, give 'em one of yours, Ben

It was Christmas day in the cookhouse
The happiest day of the year
Mens hearts were full of gladness
And their bellies full of beer
When up spoke Private Shorthouse
His face as bold as brass
Saying, 'We don't want your Christmas pudding
You can stick it up your... '
Tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

It was Christmas day in the harem
The eunuchs were standing round
And hundreds of beautiful women
Were stretched out on the ground
When in came the bold, bad Sultan
And gazed on his marble halls
Saying, ’What do you want for Christmas, boys? ’
And the eunuchs answered...
Tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Bravo, Tommy! English carols is very beautiful!
Hey, Tommy, hey, are you still there?

Aye!

You drink with us, ja?

Ja!

You like some good Deutsche Schnapps?

That's whiskey
Sling it over!

Tomorrow we meet you in the middle!

Aye, in the middle of Picadilly
It’s funny to hear them speaking English
Yeah, well, they learned it at school, didn't they?
See you in the penalty area!
Happy Christmas!
Good night, Jerry