Fakebestfriend - Hair

{Intro}
I used to be friendly and perfect
My head up high
And step on every single person

I thought with mantras it would be easy
But my big-headed attempt
Came out too cheesy

{Fakebestfriend, *Seher Strange*}
*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

I see you over there

*Looking at my hair*
*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

{Chorus}
I see you over there
Looking at my hair
I know you really like it
'Cause I like to spike it

*Hairspray, hair gel, hair products
Everybody looks at us
Dye my hair every week
Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

{Verse 1}
My hair, I like it dirty
Hairspray every 30
Make sure it frames my facе
For pictures on MySpace
Oh my God, I'm fucking scenе
20, but I look 14
I draw in pedophiles
'Cause my hair makes 'em wild

Hairspray cause global warming
Hey, Al Gore, where's my warning?
Straight hair and pencil thin
I am your fake best friend
Shut up and do your hair
'Cause we're too dumb to care
You see them over there
Just let those bitches stare

{Chorus}
*I see you over there
Looking at my hair
I know you really like it
'Cause I like to spike it*

*Hairspray, hair gel, hair products
Everybody looks at us
Dye my hair every week
Look at me, I'm so damn chic*
*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

I see you over there

*Looking at my hair
Looking at my hair*

{Verse 2}
You're 40 but look 19
Haircut just to match the scene
All your cliche tattoos
Tight jeans and black boots
So now you think you're cool
You went to Catholic school
?you go hardcore
Post those pics, you MySpace whore

Oh, you you're hair is flat
The truth is you're just fat
So baby, grab your genie(?)
Hands together, follow me
Our hair is always bitchin'
?hair religion
?, dark hair
I don't care
I have to do my hair

{Chorus}
*I see you over there
Looking at my hair
I know you really like it
'Cause I like to spike it*

*Hairspray, hair gel, hair products
Everybody looks at us
Dye my hair every week
Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

My hair looks so good

*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

Where's my hairspray?

*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

Our hair is always bitchin'

*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*
*Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

*I see you over there
Looking at my hair
I know you really like it
'Cause I like to spike it*

*Hairspray, hair gel, hair products
Everybody looks at us
Dye my hair every week
Look at me, I'm so damn chic*

Our hair is always bitchin'