Legend57 - Pepsi vs Coke. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History.

{Verse 1: Pepsi}
Oh hi my name is Pepsi
All the ladies find me sexy
Talked to your mom last night and she gave me lots of sex, see?
Pull up, take out my Glock, shoot a coke-head on the street
I make sure to hit the spot on a bitch until they're mincemeat
Seven million Pepsi points: racks on racks
Every Coke convention be like: sacks on sacks
I fucking hate you Coke, I hope you get a heart attack
Sit down like a bitch and enjoy a Pepsi SMAAAAAAAACK

{Verse 2: Coca-Cola}
Oh. God. Who the fuck is this?
Asked my boys, they all think Pepsi tastes like piss
Me and Fanta just chillaxing we're the top end slayers
In the beverage game we're the fucking top end plays
Searching for a good Pepsi can would be quite the hunt
I have more Facebook fans than you you stupid cunt
Beware Pepsi bitches our disses cut like knives
People who drink Pepsi probably beat their wives

{Verse 3: Pepsi}
That verse was beautiful
SIKE DUMBASS
No one would give you "Smash" on "Smash or Pass"
Now that I've won this battle I would really like to say
COCA COLA IS REALLY GAY, BITCH

{Verse 4: Coca-Cola}
Every single day, Coca-Cola's getting paid
Fuck you Pepsi. Get laid
I'm done bitch I left this battle in a wreckage
I'm Coca Cola and I approve this message