Dirty Texans - I Mess With Texas

I mess with Texas
I don't text my exes
Yeah, I, I mess with Texas
And, I don't eat breakfast
I just sold my Lexus
So, please don't tell my exes
If you don't mess with Texas
Then I don't mess with you

California, is phony
And New York City, it can blow me
Portland, Oregon, is fucking boring
(Fucking boring)
Tennessee brisket, never risk it

So come on down to Texas
Please don't tell my exes
I'm lonely

I mess with Texas

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I mess with Texas
And my truck is half electric
I wear a big gold necklace
And my best friend calls me reckless
Well, you just made an entrance
That just made be lose my senses
But if you don't mess with Texas
Then I don't mess with you

Now California, is phony
(Phony)
And New York City, it can blow me
(It can blow me)
Portland, Oregon, is fucking boring
(Portland, Oregon, is fucking boring)
Tennessee brisket, never risk it
(Never risk it)

So come on down to Texas
(Come on down to Texas)
Please don't tell my exes
(Please, don't tell my exes)
I'm lonely
(I'm lonely)

I mess with Texas
I mess with Texas
I mess with Texas
I mess with Texas