WEALTHMASTA - Chewed Up And Eaten

{intro}
*iced_jules is eating with her family at a restaurant*
*her stomach begins to rumble loudly*
*she releases gas, causing her family to gag*
Iced_jules: uh, sorry, i really need to use the bathroom
*she rushes to the bathroom, bumping into waiters and customers*
*she clenches her ass while sprinting, praying she makes it to the bathroom before she shits herself*
*she sees a waiter carrying a tray of 20 plates*
*she sneezes, causing her to lose control and shit everywhere*
Iced_jules: fuck!!!
*iced_jules keeps running while diarrhea sprays out of her like a hose*
*she slips and falls, flinging shit into the waiter's face and causing him to drop his tray of 20 plates*
*all the plates fall on iced_jules as she face-plants into her poop*
*iced_jules is now a bloody mess sobbing on the floor, her face buried in her own shit*
*the restaurant is laughing uncontrollably, and everyone is recording the ordeal and uploading it to social media*
*wealthmasta stands at the front row of the recorders, livestreaming and laughing*

{verse}
Not gonna lie, all this time i thought you were a bro
But yesterday i learned i was actually battling a hoe
Thought you were a zesty male, guess you’re just a tomboy
Playing video games on your ps5 and dressing like a farm boy
Shawty think she lauryn hill, she more like lil tay
I’m pullin up with the x factor, you’ll be our sucker for a day
If you didn’t get the reference, don’t consider yourself a rap fan
You’re a fucking clown so i guess that makes me batman
Mail explosives to your house because you know i’m a madman
Finna put your ass to sleep like the motherfucking sandman
I’m the director of this franchise, and i’ll be the one to get an oscar
Cause i’m all bout the green, i handle more clips than a barber
Now i support abortion, especially for them young shawties
But someone as dumb as you shouldn’t have control over their body
You have a pussy so you have no reason to get cocky
Hit me with a diss, watch me deflect that shit like rocky
Yeah, cause i'm a heavyweight champ, i got a liquid stance
You boutta get flooded, bitch you don't stand a chance
Ripples travel through the crowd when i make a splash
I’m causing waves, leaving you unable to light a match

{chorus}
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten

{verse 2}
Your clock’s running out, yeah you’re almost out of time
But that’s no cause of alarm, i won’t be ticked off when you die
Cause i’ll be responsible for your death with all this devastating dissin’
I’m behind those bars, but i ain’t in motherfuckin prison
When you type “iced_jules” and search it in google
The first thing that comes up is my diss against you bro
I’m keeping it straight, making legitimate cash
But your dough is as fake as your instagram flash
You’re as mindless as a zombie, but you can’t be one
You don’t have enough brains for an actual zombie to eat ya
The walking dead couldn’t infect you, no brain matter to consume
Which means i’m the one who’s gonna bring your doom
You wrote an entire verse dedicated to fucking my mom
Which means you just spew bullshit, cause you don’t have a dong
Talking bout yeast infection, i have a dick, that ain’t an issue
Which means the only pussy i’m boutta infect is you
I know you had a smug smile when you wrote that shit
I ain’t a woman beater but i’d still choke this bitch
I’m boutta elevate higher than your vocal pitch
The beast has risen from his slumber, you’ve awoken it
You’re talking like a boss, but you’re really just a flunk
Fronting like you’re hard, you need to stop that junk
All you do is bluff, you ain't nothing but a punk
You don’t carry steel, but you act like you got the pump

{chorus}
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten

{verse 3}
I’m like kingpin the way i’m coming with the smoke
Got the eye of a hawk when it comes to detecting hoes
I have a sixth sense for sluts, don’t need a gps
We know you be riding dick harder than a bmx
Mine’s so big it needs a medal, that’s why you’re biting steel
Like you have a fucking gun in your mouth, yeah that’s the idea
You’re just a pop quiz, bitch i’m the final exam
And you won’t pass by tattooing the answers on your hands
Though you’re the type of bitch to write ‘em down on your glands
And slide your pants off to peek at ‘em in the middle of class
So you may as well be a dropout, like my internet
Cause you have no bars, and you ain’t got no signal yet
I'm a wave rider, i’m surfing through this shit like a vibe glider
Bitch there’s no denying i’m the prime rider, the sole driver
I’m webbing you like a spider, you’ll be stuck in a fine fiber
I’ll flame you like a wildfire, i don’t need a fucking lighter
You’re a trash writer, every bad line you drop is a reminder
Your career is minor, mine’s major, i’m a prize fighter
My skillset’s wider, that’s why you’re picking at it like peter piper
You think you’re flying but i’m higher, i’m a sky climber

{chorus}
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten
I’m finna go off the deep end
Shawty won’t never see freedom
Cause i’m turning into a demon
You boutta get chewed up and eaten