WEALTHMASTA - Loser Alert

{intro}
*sirens go off*
Intercom voice: warning: a loser has been detected on the premises
I repeat, a loser has been detected on the premises
*alarms begin to ring*
*everyone starts to panic*
Intercom voice: please remain calm and evacuate the premises immediately
*people scramble out of the building in fear*

{chorus}
Loser alert, loser alert
Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control
Loser alert, loser alert
We're searching the building, we’re on patrol
Loser alert, loser alert
He's peeping at us through a keyhole
Loser alert, loser alert
He's infecting this place, like toxic mold

{verse}
I smell a loser in the building, he reeks of failure
We need to scan the premises, and locate the danger
I’ll find that motherfucker, zap him with a taser
Take his limp body, and haul him to the chamber
I'll teach him not to fuck with me, he'll recognize how dumb he was
He'll realize his stupidity was treating him like a succubus
Yeah, let's talk about intelligence, we know his brain's devoid
He picked the wrong motherfucker to beef with, he boutta get destroyed
Now, who could the culprit be? i know a few suspects
Maybe it's goldenshower, he won the june loser contest
But it might be a new enemy for me to kill and digest
Whoever he is, we know he's miserable and stressed
And deep down inside, he knows that i’m the best
He’s dumb as fuck, his grades are trash, can't pass a single test
His life is absolute shit, that’s why he's so depressed
Every day he wonders why his existence is such a mess

{chorus}
Loser alert, loser alert
Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control
Loser alert, loser alert
We're searching the building, we're on patrol
Loser alert, loser alert
He’s peeping at us through a keyhole
Loser alert, loser alert
He's infecting this place, like toxic mold

{verse 2}
The loser has been caught, he goes by the name of exho
I said i would arrest him, but i think he should be sentenced to death row
Actually, fuck that, exho, i'm gonna personally murder you
You're just a punching bag for me, you serve no further use
I'm the grim reaper, you boutta exit the world forever
I won the beef before it even started, you should just surrender
Put yo ass in a cast, yeah, i'm the fuckin director
I bet you're weak as fuck, and lighter than a bird feather
You're just a fuckin pest, you're easy to forget
Next time you wanna step up to me, try to be correct
You say you the boss, i ain't seen you sign a check
Bitch, i'm the fucking ceo, i'll cash your bet
How much money you got? your bank account says none
Damn, maybe you'd get some dough if you weren't so fucking dumb
Let's face it, you're literally the definition of human scum
I have business to take care of, no time for these damn bums
I see through all your fronts, you can't fool me with your stunts
Acting like you run the block, you ain't never hit a blunt
You talkin bout the grams, i bet you've never seen a lump
You got less street smarts than motherfuckin forrest gump

{chorus}
Loser alert, loser alert
Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control
Loser alert, loser alert
We're searching the building, we're on patrol
Loser alert, loser alert
He's peeping at us through a keyhole
Loser alert, loser alert
He's infecting this place, like toxic mold

{outro}
Intercom voice: attention: the loser has been caught and apprehended
Thank you for your cooperation