Red Hot Chili Peppers - Yertle Trilogy

{Part I: Yertle The Turtle}

{Verse 1}
Well, on a far away island of Salamasond
I said, Yertle the turtle was king of the pond
A nice little pond, it was clean, it was neat
The water was warm, there was plenty to eat
Until one day the king of them all
Decided the kingdom he would rule was too small
"I'm the ruler of all that I see
But I don't see enough and that's the trouble with me"

{Interlude}
Oh...

{Verse 2}
"With this stone for a throne, I am too low down
I cannot look down upon the places beyond"
So Yertle the turtle, king lifted his hand
And Yertle the turtle, king gave a command
He ordered all the turtles onto one another's back
He piled them high into a ten-turtle-stack
"I'm Yertle the turtle, things I now rule
I'm a king of a cow, I'm a king of a mule"

{Interlude}
Shit! Oh-la-la
And now, oh!
Here I come
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{Instrumental Break}

{Verse 3}
Then down from below, in the great turtle stack
Came a burp from a plain little turtle named Mack
Just part of the throne, this burpin' little turtle
Looked up and said "I beg your pardon, King Yertle
I have pains in my back, my shoulders and my knees
How long must we stand here, your majesty?"
"Silence!" the king of the turtles barked back
To the bad burpin' little turtle named Mack
"I'm Yertle the turtle, marvelous me
For I am ruler of all that I see"

{Interlude}
And I see you

{Guitar Solo}

{Chorus}
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
Yertle, Yertle the turtle

{Guitar Solo}
Better shut your mouth, hey
I'm only talkin' about Yertle
Ah, ah-ah, ow!

{Part II: Freaky Styley}

{Chorus}
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face

{Guitar Solo}

{Bridge}
Say it out loud!
I'm freaky-styley and I'm proud
I'm proud, I'm proud
That's right, I'm proud
Oh, I'm proud

{Chorus}
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face
Fuck 'em, just to see the look on their face
I fuck 'em just to see the look on their face

{Instrumental Outro}