Darling Gails - Greetings

I don't even know what the Darling Gails look like
And who the fuck is Abbey?
Is anyone even listening to them?
Brandi Glanville was only doing charity work
I thought they were a Christian pop band
I was sorely mistaken
What the fuck is a jelly girl?
Personal was only a hit in Sweden
If the Darling Gails died
Would anyone even notice?

Darling Gails
More like Darling Fails
Losers
The Darling Gails
Who even are they?
They're flops
They're Khias

Do they evеn sing live?
(I hate you I hate you)
I hеard they aren't even British
Bloody nonsense
What if I
(Die)
Do wanna tell mom (Die)
I tried playing their song for my dog
It died