Emerson Brophy - Solving the cost of living crisis with celery

{Verse 1}
We’re in a cost of living crisis
(Grocery bills are higher everyday)
Food waste is also at its highest
(One third of food is thrown away)
But I’ve got a smart solution
A fix with which nobody loses
(Hey you, supermarket tycoon)
Here’s what you gotta do
You’ve gotta let me buy one celery stick

{Verse 2}
Don’t need a whole bunch
Why’d you make me buy it when I only need
One celery stick
It’s for a bolognese
Now I’m stuck with celery for 7 more days

{Verse 3}
Ants on a log only go so far
When peanut butter costs so much a jar
So please start letting me buy
One celery stick

{Verse 4}
I know your self checkout machine
Has the functionality
To enable me to buy veggies by the kg
So sell me just
One celery stick