Stephen Tries - The Last EVER How To Be Stormzy
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{Intro}
I don't even know what to say
Okay
{Verse 1}
Bare tings on my laptop and my iPhone 2
Yeah, it's old, but it works like new
Text from mum says "Fuck the F2" (Fuck 'em)
I was on the ropes when I made "Shape of You" (You, You, You)
Talk about me, you better hashtag girthy (Hashtag girthy)
Can't chat about teens, man, I'm pushin' thirty
Shout out to my big bro Ryan, that's mandem from early (Shut up)
Look, I'm a badman, that's certi', don't go down like Burnley
(I do like football, but not Burnley, Burnley can fuck off)
If I'm dead, then how am I here?
Big man like Max with a beard, look, how am I scared? (How am I?)
Tax man is the only power I fear
Got a future as big as my ears, if it goes wrong, I'll be selling gear, yеah
If you can't tweet, you got a hashtag problem (Hashtag problem)
Lonsdale crеps, don't ask where I got them (Don't ask)
I know they're nice, I get compliments often (They're well nice, mate)
Mention my name, get ten percent off them
{Chorus}
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
I borrowed it from my mum, it's a Claire's Accessories one
I think it's a bit too tight, and my fingers are going numb
(Shall we get back to the song? The chorus is comin' on, yeah)
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
{Verse 2}
Pancake Day, yeah I'm over that
Can't chat about gyal, I get called a twat (You twat)
Man know I'm a beast on the mic
Put in a clip from the insults match
(If you presented DramaAlert, you'd be called Chemostar)
What? Man, it's overcast, white skin boy, but my shoes are black
How to bes, yeah I'm known for that
Talk about Ps in my carvery chat
Man are not real like that, known in the streets, just like Gail Platt
Man'll talk shit online (What do they say?)
That I'm a ginger twat
We all know I'm a bad boy (Proper bad)
So pull down your jeans, get over my knee and I'll give you a pound
Go back home and wash out your mouth (Mug)
Look, you're not on my level
Since year three, I've been a rebel
I come to your team and I fuck shit up, I'm Gary Neville
I'm a lord of the mic, 1v1, I'm Virgil van Dijk
Can't chat about bars, can't chat about flow
Can't chat to Stephen Tries, what?
{Chorus}
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
I borrowed it from my mum, it's a Claire's Accessories one
I think it's a bit too tight, and my fingers are going numb
(Shall we get back to the song? The chorus is comin' on, yeah)
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
{Intro}
I don't even know what to say
Okay
{Verse 1}
Bare tings on my laptop and my iPhone 2
Yeah, it's old, but it works like new
Text from mum says "Fuck the F2" (Fuck 'em)
I was on the ropes when I made "Shape of You" (You, You, You)
Talk about me, you better hashtag girthy (Hashtag girthy)
Can't chat about teens, man, I'm pushin' thirty
Shout out to my big bro Ryan, that's mandem from early (Shut up)
Look, I'm a badman, that's certi', don't go down like Burnley
(I do like football, but not Burnley, Burnley can fuck off)
If I'm dead, then how am I here?
Big man like Max with a beard, look, how am I scared? (How am I?)
Tax man is the only power I fear
Got a future as big as my ears, if it goes wrong, I'll be selling gear, yеah
If you can't tweet, you got a hashtag problem (Hashtag problem)
Lonsdale crеps, don't ask where I got them (Don't ask)
I know they're nice, I get compliments often (They're well nice, mate)
Mention my name, get ten percent off them
{Chorus}
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
I borrowed it from my mum, it's a Claire's Accessories one
I think it's a bit too tight, and my fingers are going numb
(Shall we get back to the song? The chorus is comin' on, yeah)
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
{Verse 2}
Pancake Day, yeah I'm over that
Can't chat about gyal, I get called a twat (You twat)
Man know I'm a beast on the mic
Put in a clip from the insults match
(If you presented DramaAlert, you'd be called Chemostar)
What? Man, it's overcast, white skin boy, but my shoes are black
How to bes, yeah I'm known for that
Talk about Ps in my carvery chat
Man are not real like that, known in the streets, just like Gail Platt
Man'll talk shit online (What do they say?)
That I'm a ginger twat
We all know I'm a bad boy (Proper bad)
So pull down your jeans, get over my knee and I'll give you a pound
Go back home and wash out your mouth (Mug)
Look, you're not on my level
Since year three, I've been a rebel
I come to your team and I fuck shit up, I'm Gary Neville
I'm a lord of the mic, 1v1, I'm Virgil van Dijk
Can't chat about bars, can't chat about flow
Can't chat to Stephen Tries, what?
{Chorus}
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
Where'd you get your Rollie from?
I borrowed it from my mum, it's a Claire's Accessories one
I think it's a bit too tight, and my fingers are going numb
(Shall we get back to the song? The chorus is comin' on, yeah)
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
Where do you know me from, Where do you know me from?
