Bourbon Boys - Laminitis Boogie

You ain't never seen a lady
Like out tinker mare
With the black and white spots
And the braided hair

I got then days of ground work
We really clicked
But damn it if she didn't get sick

It is ironic but what's new
It doesn't matter what I do

It's like getting a pepsi
When you ordered coke
Like getting a vape
When you wanted a smoke
Like getting your ass kicked
For telling a joke
It's like singing with pneumonitis
When your horse gets laminitis

I felt likе I wanted to
Go jump off a cliff
When I felt hеr fever
And her leg grow stiff
We kissed every plan
For this summer goodbye
And did our best
To make our girl not die

It's like some kind of goddamn law
I always pull the shortest straw

It's like looking for country
But getting the blues
Like wanting the truth
But getting the news
Like getting a towel
That's already used
It's like touring with laryngitis
When your horse gets laminitis

No hauling hay
No plowing the fields
No damn horseback archery
Only vet bills, meds and misery

It's like getting a pepsi
When you ordered coke
Like getting a vape
When you wanted a smoke
Like getting your ass kicked
For telling a joke
It's like singing with pneumonitis
It's like looking for country
But getting the blues
Like wanting the truth
But getting the news
Like getting a towel
That's already used
It's like touring with laryngitis
When your horse gets laminitis