Ham? [English Translation] - Joost

{Intro}
Joost Klein made this one instrumentally
It's Tantu
Ba-bam, okay, yeah

{Chorus}
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ

{Verse 1}
Yih, yih, yih, yih, yih
Okay, let's bring it back
Just like Spider-man, I'm on the web
Two years later than 2006
I blessed myself for the rest of my life
Bl-blessed myself for the rest of my life
Okay, okay, okay, uh
Yes, let's go
One man with a webcam
Joost Klein, young Jason Statham
Ah, yeah, they're asking, is that him?
Joost Klein, I-I'm going super ham, okay

{Chorus}
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ

{Verse 2}
I'm with Louis in the cut, but we're not talking about sex
I set an alarm for six fifteen
But it's five thirty
And I just now got into bed, okay, uh
Yeah, and the doctor was fake
And he told me, Joost Klein go to bed
"But sir, I'm really stressed
Like really, really stressed"
Ooh, they found asbestos in my flat
Yeah, it really ruined my day
Mhm, but I'll relax with some apps on my iPad
And I'm really trying my best
Yeah, I'm really trying my best
I don't watch SBS6
At most, I'll watch a documentary on human evolution, yes

{Chorus}
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ
I'm going ham, no toppings
All your friends probably think I'm fake
I made tea for all of them
Joost Klein, fuck waiting at the GGZ

{Outro}
No, no I don't play Clash of Clans
But I do listen to trends
I'm in Friesland on a fence
With pickled herring or some fried fish
Now my name is on a pen
And I'm here with Appie and Ben
Joost Klein, high BPM
New tattoo, Bepanthen