Epic Rap Battles Of Bitview - Your Favorite Martian Vs. Jacksfilms

Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles Of Bitview!!
Your Favorite Martian Vs. Jacksfilms
BEGIN!

Puff:

Yo, it's puff puff in the house
You are small, you are tinier than a mouse
This little dummy doesn't even know how to rhyme
It's 2 o'clock PM, you can't tell the time
Lemme ask you this, is your name Billy?
You are weird and really silly
If I were you I would zip my lips
But you can mind your business and eat rotten chips

Jack:

Hello everyone, my name is Jack
Your face looks like a horse's nutsack
I think that your music is old and out of luck
If you disagree, I don't give a (insert bad word here)
You are weird
I think you are really weird
How many times am I gonna say weird?
Weird weird weird weird weird weird weird
Announcer:
Who won?
Who's next?
You or I decide!
Epic Rap Battles Of Bitview