YUNGLBUD - Stupid Way

{intro}
Once upon a time
Not so very long ago…

{verse}
I was laying on the couch
I was reading my book
And then my mother came in
And she gave me that look
"excuse me?" said my mum
"did you hear what i said?
Put your stupid book away
And go straight to bed!"
But i needed a plan
Had to put on a show
And my plan was to
Watch a fire grow
But then the colonel came along
Thought i was coi leray
So i stole one of his zinger burgers
And ran away
But then the doors opened up
And in came my dad
He had a frown on his face
And he looked kinda mad
"not in bed, yet, young man?"
Said he, "i'll have to give you
To the count of three."
But i ignored what he said
Turned on the tv
And the first thing i saw
Was a horror movie
But then the colonel came back
Tried to pick up the floor
So i stole some of his chicken
And ran out the front door
Later that night
I met a girl named karen
And she was much nicer
Than goanimate karen
"hey" she said
"i know who you are
You're that guy from doncaster
Who knocked on my door"
Karen knew who i was
And i found that absurd
So i thought i would
Change her into a bird
But then the colonel came around
Turned me into a frog
So i stole some of his nuggets
And i fell into a bog, yeah, yeah!

{outro}
So that's how i became the hero i am today
And if you don't like this song, then fook you!