Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma - Eazy E Vs. Mario

{Intro}
Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma!!

10TH BATTLE CELEBRATION!!!

Eazy E Vs. Mario

BEGIN!!!

{Verse 1: Eazy E}
Two battling guys go round the outside
Round the outside? From the inside!
Are you dating luigi?
My rhymes will make you squeaky
Go on spotify and play Baby Got Back
Or maybe Tenacious D, lead singer Jack Black
Yo stomach be shaped like an octagon
Guess what? I'm yo daddy. Yo adopted, brah!!

{Verse 2: Mario}
I don't remember dating Luigi
What was that? You are gonna make my voice squeaky?
I'd rather be dating princess peach
Are you a Gorillaz member? Did you make Plastic Beach?
You're dumber than Luigi when he said a rock was a football
Mama Mia thats a spicy meatball!
You are likе avocados, they get too ripe
I will battlе bowser, don't bother me! I'm going in the pipe

{Verse 3: Eazy E}
Haha! Loser! I bothered you!
Hello, Do you have Deja Vu?
Do you go to Jupiter?
Because you're getting stupider!

{Verse 4: Mario}
Do not call me stupid!
Guess what? You'll get executed
3 2 1! Go!

{Outro}
*cocks gun*
*shoots rapidly*
*everyone screams in fear*
*presses buttons*
The bomb has been planted
*everyone screams in fear*
*KABOOM!!*