Enfant Terrible - Joost

{Chorus}
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child

{Verse 1}
I-I-I was with a girl, and suddenly I was naked, naked
We were watching that movie, called "How To Tame A Dragon," dragon
She thought my shoes were ugly, but those were my Prada's
She wanted to date me, but my response was "Ha-ha-ha"
Joost Klein, but you can't get me down
Yeah, they're hating, but they're liking
I will never understand those people
I don't want any baby's, because they scream
I wanna drive a Chrysler
I'm 21 years old with a synthesizer

{Chorus}
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child

{Verse 2}
Sometimes I drink Pepsi, and then she has Coca-Cola
I think she's sexy, but I think she has has an STD
She's doing a master, but I don't have a degree
I think it's master, but I have to flee from Europe
I'm here in LA with Andy Milonakis
Check out my calves, I never skip a leg day

{Chorus}
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I

{Bridge}
Thank you for tuning in to 1983
We hope you enjoy your stay
I'm here in my room, room
Thinking about my d-d-dad
A lady was just here, here
Should I be ashamed?
I'm here in my room, room
Thinking about my d-d-dad
A lady was just here, here
Should I be ashamed?

{Chorus}
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I'm not trying to have a child
I-I-I, I'm trying to stay a child
I-I-I, I-I-I, I-I-I, I-I-I, I-I-I