DWDD (English Translation - Joost

{Intro: Matthijs van Nieuwkerk, Joost}
Joining us is musician and author Joost Klein
Sold out Paradiso and shows on
The big stages of Lowlands and Pinkpop
1983 is tattooed on your... on your...
On your... on your... fingers, hand (1983)
1983

{Verse}
I was born on the world wide web
Okay, I'm googling myself, wondering who I actually am
And I get scared on the tram, but text myself on WhatsApp
Reading my own Wikipedia, and then I'm going to bed
Oh, you have an opinon? My star sign is not gemini
I know a girl at the Praxis and she's measuring me with measuring tape
Getting famous, yeah, I only did that out of boredom
I don't fall for girls who live off loans, ooh
If I ever make 100K, I'll give Stuntje 7K (K)
Don't ask me why, but all those boys are acting just like me
I can't lose, it's in my DNA
Joost Klеin, you can find me at the equator, ooh
Bеcause now I have money
But I can't get an Uber here in Friesland
I don't understand it at all
When I was little, I got hit
Now people keep snapping, like a bike tyre
But that doesn't bother me

{Outro: Matthijs van Nieuwkerk, Joost}
Thank you, Joost
1983