​if birds were real - ​i'm just a nice guy

I'm not like other guys
I'm too scared to go outside
I still haven't touched a woman
In my 20 years of life
You might think that i'm lyin
But i promise you're not right
I'm everything that no one wants
I'm just a nice guy

I get up out of bed
And it's time to go online
Do i doomscroll on twitter
Or do i browse reddit tonight
I check the bottom right
And it's already midnight
Another day has passed
I fear i've wasted my own life

I try to talk girls
All i get are short replys
Maybe it's cause i talk about
The shit that no one fucking likes
Have you ever heard of snowing
Cap'n jazz, or hail the sun
What about i wrote haikus
About cannibalism
I'm not like other guys
I'm too scared to go outside
I still haven't touched a woman
In my 20 years of life
You might think that i'm lyin
But i promise you're not right
I'm everything that no one wants
I'm just a nice guy