Will Wood - Monkeys paw v3
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Everyones a critic
Because anybody could be
And anyone could play piano if their parents had the money
False humility i use to paint my feet, but that parts true
Soft and transparent bits and this when someone dares not to feel my groove
An erratic, problematic, inconsistent wanna-be
Enigmatic, controversial, public personality
Pseudo intellectual, closeted heterosexual
Cancel culture, cancer cult to cultivate a cult, a personality
Heres some salt for the pеanut gallery when i say
Im not cut out for this, but im not about to cut it out over this
Pеople wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, sorry i dont rock for kids
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkeys paw puts a finger down
A 4 year old could paint this, anything passes for art now
Well if thats true, and he can do it, could he teach me any part how?
Self awareness doesn't solve much if that's all youre aware of
So go on, watch your back
This is indifferent/a different kind of love
An inhuman, randy newman, andy kaufman nothing new
He's baby boomer, edgy humor
Rumors say the rumors true
Self obsessed, a public mess, you must address as mr. wood
And that ain't even his real name, and he don't really have a daughter
Okay, good
Im not cut out for this, but im not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, i heard you was talking shit
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkeys paw puts a finger down
A narcissistic, so absistic sophomoric nihilist with
No commitment to the bit, well at least this list is accurate
So what's the point here, are y'all annoyed here with my paranoid, self loathing scream?
Don't read the comments, cause i hate conflict, so i'd probably just agree
And publicists have ditched for less, and the internet won't stand for this
"will, you made it!" "congratulations!" "remember me when you are famous!"
A parasocial parasols a pedestal you put me on
So you can shake your fist and yell "get down from there, who do you think you are!"
Don't you know who i am?
Aren't you part of the fandom?
Insisting your perception of the vision I planned on
A trans transgressive pansexual icon or an alt-right con-man subverting his platform
So go and make your fan cams, and follow me on instagram
Tell your friends and family that the man you assume i am is putting out a record where he covers his own songs
And is a suicidal buddhist, or something else you can't prove wrong
Its the death of the author
And i'm a kaza kamikaze bomber bonsai baby evil jazz rock ska shock rocker
Motherfucker, man, my second record was an experiment
Listen to the others, that was never the man that i am
I know what people say, and i've read the genius pages
Bones is about anorexics, and akido necrophagists
And i/me/myself is a trans medicalist anthem
Dude, i had to look that word up, it's not like it's something i stand for
But i try to be patient!
Just hazards of the occupation
But shitty kids on twitter still insist upon my cancellation
Yeah, i've made some mistakes, and i'm morally gray
But did you think laplaces angel was a onceler cosplay?
So the fcc won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They try to shove me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
And it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch!"
And i'm not some apologist
It's not like- i know that that one song comes across as maybe a little bit misogynistic
If that one lyric about autism hasnt gotten me drawn and quartered yet
And just because i'm not a nazi doesnt mean i'm on the far left
I mean, i- i am, but that's beside the point
It's that it would have to be ignored to be so distorted
The point is, i forfeit, i quit, i give up
Forget it and call me bruce willis cause i don't negotiate with terrorists
So take me or leave me when you finally see me
As a pushing 30 nerd with low to no self esteem
Tell them i have bpd, say that i'm a drama queen
I've never seen so many people scream for somebody to bleed
Whatever you believe, whether it's true or false
Assume it's just a rumor, did we forget that happens y'all?
So gay space vampire, david bowie, tom wades, sure whatever
I don't care, as long as the tour dates pay!
But remember when i say
That when i leave the stage, that will wood goes away and the band and i stay
And i'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, waterboarded but warm hearted
I'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You poked and prodded, broken bodic
Coming right up, sir, please i got this
And i'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, while i skydive like icarus
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkey's paw puts a finger down
The monkey's paw puts a finger down
The monkey's paw puts a thumb down
Because anybody could be
And anyone could play piano if their parents had the money
False humility i use to paint my feet, but that parts true
Soft and transparent bits and this when someone dares not to feel my groove
An erratic, problematic, inconsistent wanna-be
Enigmatic, controversial, public personality
Pseudo intellectual, closeted heterosexual
Cancel culture, cancer cult to cultivate a cult, a personality
Heres some salt for the pеanut gallery when i say
Im not cut out for this, but im not about to cut it out over this
Pеople wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, sorry i dont rock for kids
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkeys paw puts a finger down
A 4 year old could paint this, anything passes for art now
Well if thats true, and he can do it, could he teach me any part how?
Self awareness doesn't solve much if that's all youre aware of
So go on, watch your back
This is indifferent/a different kind of love
An inhuman, randy newman, andy kaufman nothing new
He's baby boomer, edgy humor
Rumors say the rumors true
Self obsessed, a public mess, you must address as mr. wood
And that ain't even his real name, and he don't really have a daughter
Okay, good
Im not cut out for this, but im not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, i heard you was talking shit
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkeys paw puts a finger down
A narcissistic, so absistic sophomoric nihilist with
No commitment to the bit, well at least this list is accurate
So what's the point here, are y'all annoyed here with my paranoid, self loathing scream?
Don't read the comments, cause i hate conflict, so i'd probably just agree
And publicists have ditched for less, and the internet won't stand for this
"will, you made it!" "congratulations!" "remember me when you are famous!"
A parasocial parasols a pedestal you put me on
So you can shake your fist and yell "get down from there, who do you think you are!"
Don't you know who i am?
Aren't you part of the fandom?
Insisting your perception of the vision I planned on
A trans transgressive pansexual icon or an alt-right con-man subverting his platform
So go and make your fan cams, and follow me on instagram
Tell your friends and family that the man you assume i am is putting out a record where he covers his own songs
And is a suicidal buddhist, or something else you can't prove wrong
Its the death of the author
And i'm a kaza kamikaze bomber bonsai baby evil jazz rock ska shock rocker
Motherfucker, man, my second record was an experiment
Listen to the others, that was never the man that i am
I know what people say, and i've read the genius pages
Bones is about anorexics, and akido necrophagists
And i/me/myself is a trans medicalist anthem
Dude, i had to look that word up, it's not like it's something i stand for
But i try to be patient!
Just hazards of the occupation
But shitty kids on twitter still insist upon my cancellation
Yeah, i've made some mistakes, and i'm morally gray
But did you think laplaces angel was a onceler cosplay?
So the fcc won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They try to shove me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
And it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch!"
And i'm not some apologist
It's not like- i know that that one song comes across as maybe a little bit misogynistic
If that one lyric about autism hasnt gotten me drawn and quartered yet
And just because i'm not a nazi doesnt mean i'm on the far left
I mean, i- i am, but that's beside the point
It's that it would have to be ignored to be so distorted
The point is, i forfeit, i quit, i give up
Forget it and call me bruce willis cause i don't negotiate with terrorists
So take me or leave me when you finally see me
As a pushing 30 nerd with low to no self esteem
Tell them i have bpd, say that i'm a drama queen
I've never seen so many people scream for somebody to bleed
Whatever you believe, whether it's true or false
Assume it's just a rumor, did we forget that happens y'all?
So gay space vampire, david bowie, tom wades, sure whatever
I don't care, as long as the tour dates pay!
But remember when i say
That when i leave the stage, that will wood goes away and the band and i stay
And i'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, waterboarded but warm hearted
I'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You poked and prodded, broken bodic
Coming right up, sir, please i got this
And i'm not cut out for this, but i'm not about to cut it out over this
You people wanted tortured artists, so you all went out and got it
Come and ride my crucifix, while i skydive like icarus
You people wanted me, well here i am! the monkey's paw puts a finger down
The monkey's paw puts a finger down
The monkey's paw puts a thumb down
