Tomato Babies - Headlights Remix
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{intro: eniem}
Yeahhhhhhh
We stealing eminem's verse now?
{verse 1: eniem}
Football, football, i love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah i mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, i mean i like wee wee
But jesus, he hikes, i think i can feel his balls
My dick is long as it is hard, yeah, so are my balls
It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus
Run it back, wrong song, yeah disregard
That whole statement i just made, what yard line we on?
Our own 5 and our timeouts are gone
Less than a minute left, i just throw my ball
To the sideline to von, he steps out of bounds
48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
Call another huddle, we're down by six
The plan is, to throw the ball to taylor swift
But he's so god dang high that he trips
Falls and slips, legend grabs him by his fingertips
And runs the ball all the way down to the one
But he don't get in, but all we need is a put, put.. *mumbles*
But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then i get sacked all the way back to the ten
God dammit i'mma slap somebody if i get tapped on the ass again
Everybody's laughing now, no timeouts and its now fourth down
We're never gonna make it, wait, i just got an idea
Quick, everybody get naked, wee wee go long
I'mma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you with no pants on
Ass out with a flopping schlong, touchdown! yeah, i told you
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{verse 2: ice pube}
Balls, balls
Who don't love them?
Saw joe biden and tried touchin them
He decided to beat my ass
Put my face into grass
Then put my head in trash
Now i gotta rash
My car got in a crash
Cuz i was driving while rappin' trash
Diaper rash
Kiss an ass
Miss my ass?
That's that
Little twat
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{bridge: bunga}
Bunga bunga
Booga bogga
Delooloo
{verse 3: Ð1ÐÐ¥}
Diddy diddy
Here to hit the grid-friday
Fuck shit
Asshole tit
Faggot hitch
You a grinch
Mister grinch touches dudes
He's never seen boobs
Boo-hoo
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{outro: nØx}
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{intro: eniem}
Yeahhhhhhh
We stealing eminem's verse now?
{verse 1: eniem}
Football, football, i love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah i mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, i mean i like wee wee
But jesus, he hikes, i think i can feel his balls
My dick is long as it is hard, yeah, so are my balls
It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus
Run it back, wrong song, yeah disregard
That whole statement i just made, what yard line we on?
Our own 5 and our timeouts are gone
Less than a minute left, i just throw my ball
To the sideline to von, he steps out of bounds
48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
Call another huddle, we're down by six
The plan is, to throw the ball to taylor swift
But he's so god dang high that he trips
Falls and slips, legend grabs him by his fingertips
And runs the ball all the way down to the one
But he don't get in, but all we need is a put, put.. *mumbles*
But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then i get sacked all the way back to the ten
God dammit i'mma slap somebody if i get tapped on the ass again
Everybody's laughing now, no timeouts and its now fourth down
We're never gonna make it, wait, i just got an idea
Quick, everybody get naked, wee wee go long
I'mma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you with no pants on
Ass out with a flopping schlong, touchdown! yeah, i told you
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{verse 2: ice pube}
Balls, balls
Who don't love them?
Saw joe biden and tried touchin them
He decided to beat my ass
Put my face into grass
Then put my head in trash
Now i gotta rash
My car got in a crash
Cuz i was driving while rappin' trash
Diaper rash
Kiss an ass
Miss my ass?
That's that
Little twat
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{bridge: bunga}
Bunga bunga
Booga bogga
Delooloo
{verse 3: Ð1ÐÐ¥}
Diddy diddy
Here to hit the grid-friday
Fuck shit
Asshole tit
Faggot hitch
You a grinch
Mister grinch touches dudes
He's never seen boobs
Boo-hoo
{hook: ice pube}
Hey nØx, spell icup
NØx: i see you pee?
Ice pube: hahahahahahahhahaaahh
{outro: nØx}
Here to photobomb this song