Ryan Wright - Quarter Life Crisis

I’m finally old enough to drink
I’m finding out how much it bores me
And now i really get the creeps
When an older man adores me

Hallelujah lucky me
I can rent x-rated movies
Way too young to join the band
And way too old to be a groupie

I used to rage now i like peace and quiet
I must be having a quarter life crisis
Did i fuck up when i skipped on college
Oh god i’m having a quarter life crisis

I’m too sober to be this wasted
Over stimulated
Older girl next door god i hate it

I used to go to 4 am
Now the morning after hurts me
I used to smoke out all my friends
Now the smell makes me feel dirty

And now i gotta watch my temper
I don’t really wanna be this mean
I don’t wanna grow a conscience
I don’t wanna lose my self esteem
I don’t wanna pay my taxes
I’m livin on the edge of pushing thirty
And it kills me
My shrink put me on new antidepressants
She says i’m having a quarter life crisis
I’m starting to hate all my favorite vices
Oh god i’m having a quarter life crisis

I’m too sober to be this wasted
Over stimulated
Older girl next door god i hate it

I used to rage now i like peace and quiet
I must be having a quarter life crisis
Did i fuck up when i skipped on college
Oh god i’m having a quarter life crisis

I’m too sober to be this wasted
Over stimulated
Older girl next door god i hate it

God i hate it