Jake Rose - WD-40 & Beer

{Intro}
One, two, one, two, three

{Verse 1}
When that bopper gets knocked off
You just tie that sucker back on
And when your sock starts poking through
You just wrap a little 'round your boot
When that rust comes after the rain
You gotta put a little something on a chain
And when she moves back in with her sister
You patch it back up with a nice cold sixer

{Chorus}
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pickup trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's God's gift to us, yeah, we can fix up just about anything around here
With bailing wire, duct tape, WD-40 and beer (Don't forget the beer)

{Verse 2}
Now due to redneck evolution
Years and years of cash crop producing
Took them back forty black dirt problems
Figured out how to solve 'em
A little hayfield time working on their tans
Some elbow greese in a spray can
Silver roll on a Silverado shifter
We drank PBR before the hipsters

{Chorus}
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pickup trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's God's gift to us, yeah, we can fix up just about anything around here
With bailing wire, duct tape, WD-40 and beer (And don't forget the beer)

{Bridge}
Ain't got research station in Alaska
We ain't MIT or NASA
Our expertise is in the real world
Real redneck shit and real girls

{Chorus}
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pickup trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's God's gift to us, yeah, we can fix up just about anything around here
With bailing wire, duct tape, WD-40 and beer
Yeah, with bailing wire, duct tape, WD-40 and beer (Don't forget the beer)