Damn Cool Vision - Happy Trails, Motherfucker!

I ain't a runt, I’m Helen Hunt in What Women Want
I'm not a rainbow fish but I got the fins to flaunt
Vince Vaughn, Pokémon, 8 Ball's right eye
Rhymes more deadly than 1000 Ways to Die
I don’t hoff the hassle but I hassle the Hoff
I can beat you at a round of miniature golf
I'm a peaceful bloke, sort of a joke, sugary sucka
I make the people say "Happy trails, motherfucker!"

Drink so much caffeine
I think I might have a heart attack
Going, going, gone, never able to bring me back
DCV going hard with this track now
Think some corn nuggets would make a perfect snack now
I'm sizzling sweet, stealing your boyfriеnds meat
Always loud in public, I'm never discreet
Punk rock boi, D.I.Y. till I diе
Fuck that nine to five
But I'm staying alive
Get too stoned to drive
What's the next line?
Taking up all your time
Sending shirts to England
Making sure it's the right size
Right color scheme or that bitch 'bout to die
Switch up the beat here
See ya’ll next time
My name is Lil Value
Sewed a new patch on my battle vest
I’m a moshing at a show
And this shit ain't gonna fall off yet
Spilling beer all over and the floor is getting slippery
Nothing knocks me down
I’m like a redwood hickory
Yeah, I'm made of tree
And I'm built just like a house
I'm blissing while I’m pissing
And Nirvana's on the AUX
If anybody out there has a problem with me
Call up the Damn Cool hotline
And we'll come and solve it, see?
I strung up my acoustic and I'm singing angry songs
I'm yelling outside city hall
Everybody sing along
We don't give a fuck
We roll until we die
We run around the circle pit
Until we mummify