Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads - Radar Van

Excuse me, we just need to check if you have a television

We're sitting in our radar van we're on your street
We're investigating if you watch TV
We'd like to ask some questions of you over tea
But you don't have to let us in
(Please let us in)

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On your case
We're on your case
If you don't pay
Pay your TV License
On your case
We're on your case
If you watch the BBC
We have come to ask you nicely

We're an independent body not the BBC
Our records show no license for that big TV
It's shown up on our radar dish
And don't you lie to me
But you don't have to let us in
(Please let us in)

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On your case
We're on your case
If you don't pay
Pay your TV License
On your case
We're on your case
If you watch the BBC
We have come to ask you nicely
We're from the TV Licensing Authority
Technically you don't have to let us in, no

I want you to pay for your TV
(You better pay, you know you better pay)
Do you think that all these shows just grow on trees
(Don't grow on trees, no no they don't grow on trees)
You gotta pay, you gotta pay for your TV
(Someone's gotta pay, you know these TV shows they aren't free)
You gotta pay, you gotta pay

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Spinning the antenna on my radar van
To make sure that you've paid your TV License

Spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'll be on your case
Spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'll be on your case
Spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'm spinning the antenna on my radar van
I'll be on your case
Please let us in