Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads - Hot Tory

Walking down the boulevard and what should I see
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
Showing off his signet ring and looking at me
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
You asked me for some baccy and you asked me my name
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
You said you'd pay me later if I bought some cocaine
Hot Tory, Hot Tory

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Your brother's in the House of Cavalry
Your birthday's a two page spread in Tablet Magazine

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Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Jodhpurs and a Barbour coat
Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Your parents' house has a moat
You got a Cambridge Trust and a painting of Thatcher
But here's the inconvenient part
Hot Tory you can privatise my heart

You asked me grouse shooting on your country estate
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
I've just met David Cameron and hе's calling me mate
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
Is this just a fling or is it something morе
Hot Tory, Hot Tory
Your granddad seems upset about the Boer War
Hot Tory, Hot Tory

{Pre-Chorus}
When I hear that accent it's a sign
Your mum's an alcoholic and your dad's got a diamond mine

{Chorus}
Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Jodhpurs and a Barbour coat
Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Your parents' house has a moat
You got a Cambridge Trust and a painting of Thatcher
But here's the inconvenient part
Hot Tory you can privatise my heart

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If her mum's name is Mufty and her dog's name is Jane
If he's disgusted at the thought of ever taking a train
If she's an Austin or a Cantab or at least a Dunelm
If his brother and his uncle are both Knights of the Realm

{Pre-Chorus}
Politically I know we disagree
But I can't deny this tailcoat looks good on me

{Chorus}
Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Jodhpurs and a Barbour coat
Hot Tory, hey Hot Tory
Your parents' house has a moat
You got a Cambridge Trust and a painting of Thatcher
But here's the inconvenient part
Hot Tory you can privatise my heart