Chum - Darling Nikki

{Verse 1}
I knew a little girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How would you like to spend some time?"
And the lights went out
Nikki started to grind

{Verse 2}
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
And everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
And the lights went out
Nikki started to grind

Aah, Nikki! Oh...

{Verse 3}
Thе castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tеll you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
She'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff, show you how to grind

{Verse 4}
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind"

{Outro}
Whenever you want to grind
Come back, Nikki! Come back!
(?...)

Whenever you want to grind
Whenever you want to grind
(?...)

(Come back, Nikki, come back)
(Come back, Nikki, come back)
(Come back, Nikki, come back)